The Great Australian Sex Census 2011/2012

I receive a lot of press releases every day from PRs and Brands who would like me to write about them on my blog. As I’m sure you can imagine, not all of them catch my attention! There are however a number of gems that stand out and make me pay attention.  I was recently alerted

to the findings from The Great Australian Sex Census 2011/2012, conducted by redhotpie.com.au, and they definitely peaked my interest.

 

The Great Australian Sex Census was complied based on 15,000 respondents (50% increase on the 2009/2010 survey).

 

A snapshot of the results, which were launched on 27th March 2012 include:

 

– Threesome’s are our number one sexual bucket list item

– Farmers have the largest penis size 6.9 inches

– Over 30% have had more than 21 partners in their lifetime

– Only 22.9% are happy with their sex life

– WA is the home of home-made porn :  over 40% have been videotaped having sex.

 

I had the fantastic opportunity to chat to EMMA MARKEZIC (Cosmo sex columnist, author/comedienne) about her thoughts on the results of the survey and her ‘bucket list’ fantasy!

 

How do you find Australian men Vs British men?
Aussie men like to be blokes, British men like to be lads – and both of them are pretty bad at asking women out. I actually think they should all take a cue from American men – I never thought I’d say it but they generally know how to treat a lady without the boyish bravado.

 

Are you surprised by the stat that only 22.9% are happy with their sex life?

When more Australians are happy with their telecom provider than their sex life, you know something’s up. Perhaps sex is the new white picket fence and the grass is just greener on the other side? Or perhaps we’re all just too busy to get busy? Either way, your love life really is in your hands – literally and metaphorically – so it’s up to you to increase the quantity and/or quality.

 

What would be your bucket list item?

Sex with the father of my children… I just have to find him first. Oh, and also in outer space.

 

What was your most shocking stat from the survey?

That we’re surprisingly fast movers. Almost a third of people have sex with a new partner after just one date. I think that well and truly puts the three date rule to bed… As well as the person themselves, apparently.

 

Log onto: www.sexcensus.com.au for full results!

Let me know your thoughts, are you surprised?

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One thought on “The Great Australian Sex Census 2011/2012

  1. Pat Riarchy

    “Aussie men like to be blokes, British men like to be lads – and both of them are pretty bad at asking women out. I actually think they should all take a cue from American men – I never thought I’d say it but they generally know how to treat a lady without the boyish bravado.”

    See. It’s all men’s fault.

    Females say;
    1. Whatever a man can do a female can do better
    2. Females are the masters of relationships.
    3. Females know exactly what should be said and done when meeting someone new which is why they openly criticise men’s ice breakers.
    4. Females are innately capable of running countries and corporations
    5. Females are super communicative compared to men.
    6. Females are naturally nurturing.
    7. Females have a natural urge to merge.
    8. A man approaching a female and chatting to her can induce HORROR in his victim
    9. Females demand ALL the privileges of men.
    10. The single men available to females are not good enough for females.
    11. Females are fed up with men “hitting on” them all the time.
    12. Females are fed up with men “checking” them out all the time.

    So, it would clearly be best if females asked men out and all the problems would be solved. Then again, females might be just Liars and Hypocrites and none of the list is true. Personally, I can’t stand Liars and Hypocrites.

    “When more Australians are happy with their telecom provider than their sex life, you know something’s up. Perhaps sex is the new white picket fence and the grass is just greener on the other side? Or perhaps we’re all just too busy to get busy? Either way, your love life really is in your hands – literally and metaphorically – so it’s up to you to increase the quantity and/or quality.”

    That’s just silly since we all now that if a female is not sexually satisfied it’s all the man’s fault. He should know how to sex up a female even though all are supposedly different. If he doesn’t know and can’t read a female’s mind then he is a dud fk. Why wouldn’t a man know about a female’s Daddy issues or body image issues or fat issues or whatever her proclivities are? Men are just insensitive brutes because it’s all men’s fault.

    Keep it up ladies.

    In 2020 we men will make your chant, A Woman Needs a Man Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle, utterly true since, at that point, A Man Needs a Female Like a Fish Needs a Lobotomy. We shall remove any risk for men and create Paradise on Earth for men. It’s way too late to stop it now. And we have your contempt for men to thank for our incredible daring and never give up attitude to create the impossible.

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